What I’m enjoying in all this is mental midgets like Darrel Issa and Trey Gowdy thinking they’re smart enough to nail Hillary Clinton.

Sigh...

Fuck the codefendant, pistol-whip the plaintiff
Hit the mall, then we skip arraignment
They say she young, I should’ve waited
She a big girl, dog, when she stimulated

I personally can't wait to see which member of the Kardashian clan will have to die when Kris Jenner misses one day of the twenty four hour news cycle.

Read those “lyrics”. Does that sound like angry street poetry or the ravings of a pedophile sociopath?

You actually think this poor girl has had a single independent moment since she started menstruating? It's reality TV, you know where statutory rape, incest and sexual exploitation of minors are just plot points!

Save your outrage. Her mother probably has video of them fucking.

Hopefully, the minute she realizes that her and her clan of upscale dirtbags have been forgotten, Ms. Jenner will have the unyieldingly good taste to at least blow her brains out on pay-per-view.I’d buy that for a dollar.

If you stabbed every baby fucker at an airport on his way to Thailand, you’d never make it out of the Au Bon Pain at Logan Airport.

I’be been posting here for six years and I have no idea how the fuck to get out of the greys. And I know John Mayer personally!

Was she buried with a Dunkie’s lahge regalah iced coffee with the don’t fughet the fuckin’ extra styrofoam cup?

It’s like a Drew Friedman cartoon come to life.

For the past eight years I’ve been listening to every right wing ass clown complain that Obama has made the US look weak and stupid in the world’s eyes.

You have to kiss the ring of capo di tutti capo David Geffen.

Totally real! Take a gander over there some time if you you want to see a site run by and patronized by literally the worst people on Earth.

Amazing that brain can get up enough power to type.

Join me, won’t you, as we delve into the human cesspool that is the Breitbart comments section on this little triumph:

You heard Jeb, folks! It’s Obama’s and Hillary’s fault!

Bottom line for me: you think a bunch of sick kids that just got a visit from celebrities give a flying fuck what a bunch of morons who will never in a million years get that close to a celebrity think?

Foer’s a genius. Just ask him.