One of my favorite dick stories concerned noted brother Jim Belushi. I was dispatching that day at the limo office and it was in the middle of winter and Boston had just gotten walloped with a snow storm. Belushi couldn’t get to New York, so he had the hotel call us for a stretch limo.

Thank Christ. I can't take another fucking parade in a city designed for horse and buggy.

I just lost 15 lbs by stopping red meat and refined sugar and just walking three twenty minute walks a day. Diets suck, change your eating habits for life.

Sigh.....

Really? What should the penalty be for people who are too fucking dumb to scroll down?

You disappoint me. I thought you would have shown up earlier.

I did put the answers, do you not see them?

Sorry, I ran out to get some Popeye’s.

Here’s a couple gleaned from my 30 years driving rock stars around.

Why do I see Helen Mirren and Aasif Mandvi in these roles?

You're funny! And they say youth is wasted on the young!

On loan from fellow criminal mastermind Raymond Reddington.

Says who? You?

I know, right? She should just sit at home, play X-Box all day, and then just marry the son of one of Daddy's rich friends, no?

Again. I wish Gawker Media would show this much love to Getting On, the most brilliant show no one's watching.

Keep waiting or move to England.

"If it was up to me I'd cancel the F-35 and start building more Raptors."

Awfully long article when the answer is as long as those fucks keep making us money, who the fuck cares if they slap their women around.

My friend, Marty Walsh did not sell out when he became Mayor. He was bought and paid for the minute he announced he was running. The man is completely owned by the trade unions that put him in office.

Interesting. Dunham hires people who specialize in lying to the world about their clients to prop up her fading career. Seem to me that truly talented people have no need to do that and Dunham's fifteen minutes are up, as evidenced by her show's lowest rated debut this season.