Where were you when the nuns were beating the shit out of me in school?

Jesus was just someone who had a really good team of publicists.

I never saw that before! When Nimoy said "it was logical", I started bawling.

Well, I had it used in the context of "Meat or fish...which do you prefer?".

What is this? Ferris Bueller? I worked crew on a Clooney pic and I can assure you he's fish all the way.

Thank you so very much for that.

"Shred of decency"? You're talking about a family whose matriarch has already proven she'd do anything to keep them in the news. If someone paid Kris enough, Kim would have an abortion on pay per view.

Is Kristen Stewart always stoned?

Does this mean the Obama's will start having Don Rickles and that sex kitten Angie Dickinson over more often now?

Privileged? I drive a fucking limo. You see any privilege in that? And how do you know I'm white? And all this time I thought it was OK to care about kids wherever they are....

I know! How come he never takes pics with dead Pakistani kids?

Spend all the money you want, Paterno family. That statue's never coming out of that fucking broom closet.

I appreciate my 2007 Yaris sedan more and more everyday!

+1, dude!

I understand that the film involves a fight to the death between Billy Walsh and Lars VonTrier over who gets to direct Vince in "Melancholia 2".

Aren't you that guy on "The Sopranos" who almost ratted Tony out for killing Matt Bevilacqua? Why don't you go back to your white wine and Scriabin?!

I find the subtitles the most offensive thing about this. They are speaking English, right?

What made Dredd so amazing was Karl Urban. The man understood the character and played him exactly the way fanboys have been waiting for.

You should skip it. Tony Gilroy is a brilliant talent, but he should not be allowed to direct action movies.

Do you see the thinly veiled slap Gallup took at you on their website last week and what is your response to people like those at Gallup who essentially say that you're just leeching off of their work?