Oh shit. I rigged the dam - I thought we were wiping out AV Club Valley!

Ah, forget Scott Tobias, Keith Phipps, Nathan Rabin and the blackjack.

I'm just a year younger than you (although not in a relationship). I've been where you are before - you're staying with someone because there's a comfort level that you're used to. It's something you've been doing for years, and ending things is a big decision.
Are you able to be happy on your own? If you were…

I guess putting Bannon's face in the centre is a bit of an incentive to use the spinner as that would help obscure his horrible visage.

I'm going to post like it's any other day, until Kinja takes everything I love away from me.

If you want out of your relationship (and everything I've read from you, you do) this is a good opportunity. There's no point remaining in a relationship that is at it's end point just due to comfort - you'll think about missed opportunities down the road.

Is it a suicidal wish, or just a desire for dangerous sex? I don't know that she wants to die, but she finds the prospect or chance of it happening while being dominated an exciting idea. I don't understand that impulse at all, as I'm pretty risk-averse, but that's how I interpreted her 'thing'.

I've never tried to change someone to what I want, mostly because I would resent someone doing that to me. Which is probably why I enter any relationship under the assumption that it is already doomed.

Glad to hear that the quim remains exquisite for you, good Sir.

Trust me - you've got a lot more that we don't get.

She films a weeks worth of episodes in a day. She makes a million $$ a day!

I just found out that The Good Place started on Netflix today. Although not on Netflix Canada.

All Netflix has to do is option the moon and then cancel it. Problem solved. Then maybe we can start streaming episodes of The Ranch using the moon as a screen, thereby allowing the entire Earth to be exposed to Ashton Kucher's easygoing charm.

Actually, this would have been earlier, around the time of Duke and Abacab, both of which are much better than their eponymous release, which is where they started to devolve into a poppier sound.

Yeah, that effect is in Breaking Glass, is it not?

Not only was it a hit, but No Jacket Required was Album of the Year.

It's better than the other article that I read on this. They didn't even tell you who the artist was. They just mentioned that there was a drum sound discovered by accident in the '80's and it's very popular. Here's a video about it. No word on Phil Collins or Melt Or Peter Gabriel.

COUNTERPOINT - no, there aren't. He's a crap artist and a shit person. His rape music shouldn't even be on the radio, and the prick should be in jail.

*Ack_Ack writes 'GOODBYE' in rocks*

He was a Manimal. That means that they can recast him with either a snake, a hawk or a black panther.