And was it his mum or dad who was Wookie? Either way, I pity the human parent. Wookie's do not seem as though they would be gentle lovers.

I was worried that they cut his role because they're completely reshaping the movie and dropping plotlines. That it was a scheduling conflict is a little more acceptable, but it still does not auger well for this flick.

I watched the season finale of Newhart just last night. Such a great show that I haven't seen in about 20 years. I forgot how much I liked the townspeople, especially Jim, the constantly grinning mayor's aide/sidekick.

There are piles of evidence to support this.

As is Sorrell "Boss Hogg" Brooke and Greg "B.J." Evigan.

I hope by counter-protest, you mean that they're going to fling feces at Trump and his supporters.

Suddenly time shatters - people talk, but no one understands. They're speaking over one another, responding to questions that were never asked and confusion has overwhelmed them. Will they learn to communicate through the secret power of The Avacado?

Holy shit! I'm going to see John Carpenter live!!! This is not something I had anticipated as a possibility, but now I'm very excited.

I was absorbed by the story and the mystery, but as the layers were unpeeled, I found myself becoming more irritated by it. There were cool parts, but they did not add up to a cool whole. I thought that Phyllis Smith (from The Office) was the best person in the cast - didn't like any of the main characters at all.

As long as they also mention that it's boring and stupid, they'd be accurate.

How would they have marketed The OA? Calling it the show that finally combines science fiction and interpretive dance?

After all this time, you've finally decided to have a positive attitude about something?

The next show will be "From The Duffer Brothers, creators of Stranger Things" - but yeah, I can't see Netflix letting them go.

I've always been Ack_Ack (or Ack Ack, prior to that, and Ack! before that). No gimmick accounts ever.

I had no idea this was coming out, and now it's all that I want to see. Tucker and Dale was a surprisingly funny and sweet movie - I'm curious to see if he can repeat his success.

I'm finally going to reveal my top-secret, hidden identity just before it all goes away. I think you'll all be surprised to discover that I've actually been Dave Brown this whole time! That's right! Dave Brown from Toronto. And no one knew!!

He thinks that's impressive? Watch me chop off my own dick.

Babies think that their parents cease to exist when they leave the room. Is there some truth to object non-permanence? Let's look at both sides of the issue - tonight, on Stupid Talk!

To paraphrase the old NBC slogan from 1993, if I haven't heard it, it's new to me.

"Hi, I've got infinitely more money than taste. Is there an interior design concept I should be following in order to communicate this?"
"Yes - we call it 'Blind Insanity'."