But it has a purple plastic gem on the cover! How are people not going ape for such a cool storytelling technique?

Yes, but you don't have to show all of your work.

"We need to open at least two new Cheesecake Factories by the T. Rex enclosure."

Is Bumblefuck close to Shitsville?

I disagree - it's a pretty fantastic song - it's just a little too on the nose for this occasion. I think everyone should be singing her fantastic "Holding Out For A Hero" instead.

I was just musing to my employees that there are at least 50 idiots across the U.S. who are currently enjoying their last hour of having sight.

How are we supposed to complain about the quality of the "Great Job Internet" articles without Disqus? Just shout 'lame!' at my computer, by myself?

You posted this Newswire, but neglected to mention that Jones tweeted out another topless picture of himself for some reason yesterday. Another situation hit where he got so fucking mad, he had to take his shirt off (presumably so we can all get another peek at that pinky corpulence).

The slight hitch in her voice every time she said "Hawk" got me - she sounded so fragile and sad when she said his name.

When it debuted, I was under the assumption that we were only getting 8 episodes, so every one has seemed like a gift to me. It's been amazing.

Who is craven enough to replace him? Not that he did anything other than start fights. But Trump will need to bring in another body at a point where people are avoiding him like the plague - who is a shitty enough of a person to go into the Whitest House now? All I'm saying is that whoever replaces him will be just…

I think that he thought that it was just like running Trump businesses except with more power and respect - he didn't realize, and still doesn't, that the role of a President is a lot more than just ordering people to do things. You actually have to lead, something that horrible fuck has never actually done.

I used to get a "Rich Man's Burger" at a since closed place in Toronto that had both an egg and cream cheese on it. It was pretty fantastic.

At least you got to spend the day going on the Dragonfyre or the Skyrider before heading to the same venue where Spinal Tap Mark II debuted.

Of course it's going to be good. It's got peanut flavouring in it and peanuts make almost any meat taste immediately better. FACT! Elvis burgers are delicious and if you haven't tried one, you've missed out on tasting perfection.

I'm very disappointed that Mr. Lodge will not have a push broom moustache like his comic counterpart. That's just bullshit. I bet he's not even going to be an uptight stuffed shirt.

I've got a lot of concert shirts. I better make sure I don't do anything too stupid, lest I get called out by one of my idols.

25 Years Ago - Canada's Wonderland Kingswood Theatre

I sent in a really cute picture of my cat, Stella, and it was similarly rejected by Great Job Internet, even though it was 1) a great picture that 2) I sent to them on the Internet.

I talk about Vinegar Syndrome on here a lot, but they just came out with a really good 2K transfer of Malibu High from the original print. It looks pretty great (and is just an American classic as the three people who saw it recall).