Just the punching and kicking highlights for President Intellect.

And yet cable news will still have them on to condemn Democrats for whatever the latest right-wing talking point is as though they're actually speaking for Christianity. They're craven fucking opportunists with zero morals and they're doing their best to kill religion in the eyes of younger generations.

Back in my day, we had to look for porn in the WOODS. Nature provided our pornography, and for that, we were thankful. Ever since the internet took off, global warming has gotten worse - all because we're ignoring the free, mildewy porn to be found under a tree stump.

I'll admit that I've not quite avoided sucking on butt cheek in the past. My scoutmaster would be ashamed (or maybe turned on - tough call).

I'm on Android, so I didn't know that this was an issue. We just press 'Emergency Call' on the login screen. Which I do all the time, thanks to the prevalence of my friends to get a snake bite.

That's pretty amazing, actually. While the show definitely has a sexual aspect to it, it's not exactly mainstream sexuality.

That was a pretty pathetic article, I fault - he basically said he was willing to overlook all of the evidently horrible stuff in order to get what he wanted politically. That makes you a shit person regardless.

IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING GAME CHANGER!!!!

Is a Rusty Nail not an easy drinking cocktail? It was one of the first cocktails I ever tried, and was definitely my introduction to drinking whiskey. I always make sure I've got a bottle of Drambuie in my liquor cabinet (space on table beside computer) just in case I feel like a nice glass of liquid warmth on a…

You brilliant goddamned genius.

If Nabin's columns taught me anything, I at least learned that Juggalo's were already the good guys - in his descriptions, they seemed to be mostly decent, loving folk. It's no surprise that they're anti-fascist.

Guess what? People often live next to main thoroughfares as well. you think that an asshole opening his throttle at 2am on an empty street goes unheard by the guy sleeping 20 stories up? Nope.

Hey, Comedy Central - are Canadians too twee to even handle a promo from your network? Despite the fact that this show stars one of our own?
I gleefully clicked on the trailer only to be told that the uploader has not made the video available in my country. This was all fake news.

I remember reading his Soapbox as a kid - I always thought that Lee did a good job representing the ideals of the superheroes that he helped create. We could use a lot more 94-year olds with his outlook these days.

Looks like Vinnie's a fan of the classics. I've heard of Man Bites Dog, but I've not seen it. The clips shown did not impress… Otherwise, it sounds like the dude likes his epics.

You should have added an "OF COCK!" at the end of it. It would help negate any potential flaming.

That's because she's petty and infantile. The men above are not.

I've been looking forward to seeing this one for a bit - I prefer subtle sci-fi, where the awe is more in the story and the implications of technology over the bombastic CGI stuff, and this one has an intriguing premise. Plus, Hamm.

Vinegar Syndrome has been remastering porn from the '70's and '80's and the video quality is pretty remarkable - were it not for the fashions and the sets (and the fact that there are storylines and budgets), you'd never know that they were that old. The Erotic Adventures of Candy is pretty great (and features a…

There's absolutely no one who will convince me that Donald Trump's penis is any larger than an inch.