I assumed that the ending was just another out of left field choice that they made - why bother looking for logic and consistency at the very end when it wasn't present throughout?

SPOILER - I've actually seen the last episode of Twin Peaks, and it ends with a pan over the ocean (probably Pacific) as the camera catches up to a boat, driven by Dale Cooper, with Director Cole right beside him. As the camera approaches, they both look at the lens, waving and grinning broadly. - FIN

Buy why should we be unconcerned about the bustle? Because 'it's just a spring clean for the May Queen"? Why is the May Queen disposing of her bustles in hedgerows? What the fuck, May Queen?

I thought Tom Cruise exploded.

Seems like a fast track to the danger zone to me.

Never wrong to punch a Nazi. Never. It's always justified. Anyone advocating the extermination of a race isn't someone you dialogue with. It's someone you fucking punch.

It also upset me because I've always thought Chelsea was pretty cute. It was being mean for the sake of being mean.

It's only off-colour if you have no sense of how jokes are constructed and if you think she was actually making light of school shootings.

If you watch the movie, you realize he isn't in on the joke at all, which makes him and the movie all the more mystifying.

This is my favourite time of the year - that exciting six-week period where Rap Music and I are the exact same age.

I'd recommend the Rifftrax version - that way you're watching the awful movie, confused by the choices they made, but listening to people tear it apart.

If you didn't want to get people excited, maybe you shouldn't have even mentioned it as a possibility. If this doesn't happen, I'm blaming you.

Where are you getting this hopefully true information?

I'm not even going to mention it again.

I'm not entirely sure that Tommy Wiseau's taste in things is to be trusted.

Was all ready to quote, but then I found out that I definitely have breast cancer.

Nice that you can make jokes. Meanwhile, the rest of the world is too busy worrying that the yield curve is going to flatten due to a weaker risk appetite. Try having some fucking perspective, chum.

You really flipped that around on him. That'll teach him to mess with you!

The Downtown Boys? Where do they get these crazy names?

I'm pretty disappointed with the new Arcade Fire myself - they're pretty good at writing anthems, which just aren't on this album. If there were a couple of standout tracks it would maybe serve to anchor the album - as it is, everything is mostly forgettable and pretty slight.