Nope, because I've only seen the former.

Guess what this voluntary plastic surgery cost me. NOTHING. It was determined necessary for my psychological well-being (I don't think it worked for that tbh) so Canada Health paid for it. They also did the same thing for my similarly big-eared nephew a couple of years ago.

In Canada, they're legally called "Mud Flaps" (which, I think is also the preferred medical terminology).

He probably figured that it would so audacious that he could get away with it - he'd have a story about sexual assault that he could yuk about with his friends.

Speaking of Vangelis, I went to see Chariots of Fire in the theatre when I was a kid - 9 years old, given its release date. I went with a friend of mine. Two nine year olds sitting in a theatre quietly watching a boring Academy Award winning movie about following your faith. The '80's were a fucked up time, kids.

Sean Young was sexy right up until she revealed her crazy. Then she was dangerously sexy for a spell, until she just became kind of sad. I'd still like to see her in her homemade Catwoman outfit though…

As long as his recipes call for twice the amount of cheese anyone with sense would add, who cares if he's a homophobe? Dude knows how to cheezy up some fries!

That seems to sufficiently answer the question "Is Guy FIeri actually good?" pretty well. No - he's shit.

I really thought this was going to be about how great it was to fuck coconuts and I was trying to remember if the Russian grocer by my house sells coconuts.

My brain automatically inserted at least 5 'uhs' while reading that quote (and a couple of 'errs').

I've seen the type of people that shop at Wal*mart - the idea of them having such easy access to guns does not warm my heart.

Hemsworth is also charming and funny. Watch some of his behind the scenes Thor videos. I hear you on Chris Evans and Idris Elba though.

As a straight guy, I don't see the attraction for Hiddleston. I always thought that he was hired for Loki because he has a vaguely creepy vibe. However, Hemsworth is a no-brainer - the dude is all charm and handsomeness.

I should note, that at lunch, I noticed that my local pub has Taco Thursdays (with karaoke!) - it's $3 a taco from the Fox & Fiddle pub, which sort of screams "Authentic Mexican".

I think they're regional signs. My Wal*mart has a sign over a bunch of protractors that says "Be a nerd again, just like you always are" Another sign that seems misguided.

If this movie isn't the most fun time I'll ever have in the theatre, as the current trailers would lead me to believe, then I'll be mildly disappointed. I fail to see how this movie could be anything less than a rollicking good time.

It just seemed to flow nicely as a phrase, and worked well when done in a sing-song voice. "Biiiig-ears the piiir-ate." I can still hear it 35 years later.

The worst thing about her (among many) is that she's entirely disingenuous. She used to be a liberal commenter until she realized she could do better as a conservative commenter and she switched. It's all just a paycheque to her - fuck it if the country has to suffer so she can make a few bucks (and maybe start…

You're right - it was some 35-year old property developer. Someone worth half a billion dollars and clearly in touch with the tribulations of his generation.

I'm reasonably sure that millennials weren't paying that much for anything avocado related, but some out of touch boomer thought that's what they were wasting their money on, sans evidence.