Says the fragile little fuck that I clearly just upset.

The movie is coming out on Netflix, and it actually looks pretty interesting. The young actor she hired for the lead role actually looks like she does a pretty good job.

'Breaking a child'. Yes, Angelina Jolie systematically destroyed each of these children, until they were hollow husks of what they used to be, forever traumatised.

Some people just want to outrage, and Angelina Jolie is 'left', so if she doesn't do something entirely pure of hear, she's castigated. She knew what she was signing up for when she announced she had a social conscious. If you aren't perfect in every way, you're a giant hypocrite deserving of all the scorn.

All of the kids should have been asked to prepare a reading from the Vagina Monologues instead.

Redditors are so gauche!

No, that'll be the day that conservatives will snort derisively and say "Who hasn't hired hookers to pee on something used by a former President in a bid to debase him in your mind? It happens all the time to REAL Americans." And then the Republican party will become known as the party of defense and watersports.

Once I was walking by the MuchMusic offices and Neil Young was inside being interviewed. I stopped to watch for a minute and they cut to commercial break. Neil got up, sauntered slowly over to the window and stared at me for a couple of seconds - I waved. He then bopped my nose through the glass, smiled back and…

Dick Wolf's name is much cooler than his face.

I'm 45, and if I didn't have a bushy white beard, I'm pretty sure I could pass for 17. That's what I tell myself. I'm sure the woman on Match the other day who said "How old are you for realz" meant that I look so much younger than my stated age…

I'm 14 years older than that husk of a person and he easily looks 10 years older than me. I wonder if the fact that I have a soul makes a difference?

I wish someone in my office posted here. Then I'd be able to talk to someone here about what I'm excited about instead of coming here. I need nerdier IRL friends.

*Ack_Ack stands proudly, chest out, hands on hips, comfortable in the knowledge that once again, he has browbeaten someone into abandoning their argument through the sheer force of his dickishness*

Ron Howard gets a pass for both Willow and Backdraft from me.

Will it still be relevant in 2018 though? I hope so!

I actually manage a pension and healthcare benefits for a union, so my actual job is probably as far away from Trump as possible - retirement planning, healthcare and workers rights? My approach to the job, however, is quite similar.

Defend yourself or you'll forever be a cowardly knave in my eyes!

That last sentence just means she has big boobs and is sexy. Although the Traci Lords bit doesn't make a lot of sense - Traci Lords was most famous for being an underage porn star. Although, I suppose the only movie that she made when she turned 18 was the seminal porn film Goyish Bermuda Triangle so maybe this guy…

Being doxed is having your personal contact information published so people can contact you. Angelyne has billboards advertising the fact that she exists and how to contact her. She's legally Angelyne now.

I think that once you've bought billboards advertising yourself as just a chesty image of sexuality with nothing more than a made-up moniker and being famous for simply existing, a little digging around in her past isn't the worst thing they could do.