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Was it just my imagination or was Kyle Mooney onstage or onscreen more than usual last night (not a complaint of any kind)?

Give his grammar a B+ because that’s the best review he can give to an episode he raves about.

Just proves that a talented host who is not just promoting a movie, starring in a hot show or trending on social media can make a difference. You can always tell they had a good week of prep and rehearsal when Update runs short. I think they pad Update to fill time when their host can’t carry the number of sketches

Miller’s one of those people that shit his bed so hard on 9/11 that he lost his mind.

As someone with a learning disability, I find some comfort in this comment in that I was not the only one struggling to follow along. Reading this article made me feel like I was on a bus, riding on a crappy road, hitting potholes.

Look guys, I’m not gonna defend Norm on this one, but just... just come right out and actually criticise him, okay? Just say that he said some dumb shit if that’s what you want to say. You really don’t have to smother everything in layers of knowing snark and eye-rolling irony to the point where it’s incomprehensible.

To be fair, Hughes wanted to take this occasion to showcase a character of his we’ve sadly been acquainted with for the past few years, “Blogger Who’s Nowhere Near As Clever As He Thinks He Is, And Would Really Just Be Better Off Covering Entertainment News In A More Straightforward Fashion”.

Uh, that wasn’t Seth Simons that Che went after. That was another guy with a similar sounding first name. Close, though.

Wow, that’s even more wrong. 

“you don’t have to be from some magical dynastic lineage in order to make a difference in things”

Jesus. For whatever it says about me, King’s book destroyed young me when it was first published ... and it kills me that it hasn’t yet had a worthy adaptation. Maybe one of these generations.

That’s the real ire. They’re worried Pete is becoming more popular and will be a possible progressive vote spoiler for the, dare I say, “anointedBernie...

I’ve noticed that there seems to be the goal of finding *anything* bad about Pete Buttigieg and blowing it out of proportion. Dude has so little dirt on him and so many positive aspects that it must be driving the Splinter staff crazy.

This is a pretty ridiculous statement and I say that as a big fan of British “humour.” I’ve seen plenty of British sitcoms and comedies that suck balls.

Every DeNiro sketch is a thrilling roller-coaster ride. I feel like Lorne Michaels is leaning into this. Also, I might just be selectively remembering, but I feel like his hosting gigs (most recent was 2010) were actually pretty good, or at least he could read lines. Truly unbelievable makeup job aside, there has to

Do we have to complain every week about WU not doing enough Trump jokes? Yes, every week there are ridiculous/awful things they gloss over or don’t mention at all. Every week there are enough ridiculous/awful things to give them material for the entire 12 minute segment, with plenty to spare. They want to do other

Dumb take. The “insufferable theater nerds” on SNL are the people whose names you have difficulty recalling two seasons after they leave, the ones who you think, when you read about how some famous comedian failed their audition for the show, “They didn’t get on but [flips open the Unabridged Encyclopedia of SNL Cast

But what to do with poor Luke Null? Too crazy for Boy’s Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town. The child was an outcast!

KENAN REACTS

Men are funny! Men comedy writers are funny! Now write something funny, SNL male writers (filling 18 of 20 SNL writing positions). G’head ...