I’ve been saving this cocktail recipe since the summer: https://www.thecut.com/2017/06/everything-you-need-to-know-to-plan-your-impeachment-party.html

While it is too early to pop the cork on a celebratory bottle of champagne, or put a bottle on ice to chill, it is time to make sure I have one on hand for later.

This is the first year I had already read every story (but the emailed one) in the comments. I’m sad.

I’m middle aged and childfree. I find the kid talk boring AF but also get you talk about what matters to you and of course your kids really matter. You’d be a shitty parent if they didn’t.

I have the same problem, but I’m the one without children. When my college group of friends want to plan a big get together with all of the husbands and kids, I try to come up with an excuses not to attend. I can only listen to discussions about potty training, daycare, and birth stories for so long. They are all…

if i had a truck of money i would hire idris elba to be in my video. he’d be wearing a tux and there would be a sex scene.

Besh, please.

I miss every one of them, tbh. I never in my life until now worried about the country getting into a nuclear war. Or America losing all its allies and turning authoritarian. Or lots of other stuff. W wasn’t too smart but he never tried to destroy American government and divide its citizens over ramped up bullshit,…

Mike Pence probably won’t accidentally start a nuclear war with North Korea.

This is lovely and I can’t hate on it because the world is terrible right now and Britney is a gem. Also I wear two sports bra that are supposedly “super supportive” to work out in because it is like sports bra companies have actually never seen boobs before.

My horror story: I’m at least a few hundred stories in and the page randomly refreshed.

That story is why I am no longer allowed to read scary stories.

Do you remember the story about how the kid was writing a paper with headphones on and there was writing all over the house that said “LOOK AT ME”? It still haunts me and that was I think like 3 years ago.

I hope that’s a waterbed because Lea Michele seems excessively thirsty.

Did you mean Negative 6?

This is now the second time in a month that ESPN has fallen on its face while trying to discipline one of its biggest personalities for daring to talk politics on Twitter.

Every day the news is terrible and I worry that I’m going to die of nuclear war.

I was hoping someone would point out that this is established law and clearly outside of any legal justification. Thank you. This is a slam dunk and that school district just opened themselves to a HUGE lawsuit they cannot possibly win.

My heart leaped into my throat when I saw the cover photo because I thought for a second that this was the annual Halloween ghost story thread. By the way, when we doing that?