I wish I had known that you don’t have to take advantage of every opportunity to have sex. Sometimes it’s better to be frustrated than to have crappy sex with someone you don’t even like. When I was in college, I just assumed that it was bad to pass up an opportunity.

Best advice: If you like the guy enough, just get it over with.

People are the worst, but here is a cat hugging a toy.

I know there are a lot of folks hissing about knights and their shining armour, and our apparent shortage of cookies to give, but man, I am happy for the helping hand. I’m glad to have Cooper on board, using his skills and position to keep pushing that line forward. I want more men to stand up and join him.

What’s it like being “that guy”?

I’m pretty sure Matt Damon knows when diversity is an issue.

“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”

I’m with you. This whole “I’m a mom now I can’t even pee alone” is getting to be a bit much. It’s like some kind of honor badge that is becoming trendy. When I have a kid, I will piss and poop alone. Just like my mom did.

Actually, we need to separate “work-life balance” from parenthood, or motherhood, so that it applies to everyone. Nobody should be working 60 hours every week, regardless of parental status. We need to make it clear that parents aren’t asking for special treatment when they want to leave the office at 5. Everyone…

Be brutal with unfollowing and unfriending. It is possible to cultivate the best aspects of it.

It appears that the problem is spreading across the world.

The people are fun to laugh at in this story but the fact there’s a weekend edition of BCO is undeniably proof God exists.

*rubs eyes* Weekend BCO? WEEKEND BCO!!!

Maybe its one of his ex model gang?

Live Lounge is amazing and their youtube channel will suck you for hours. Can we shift this thread to our favorite Live Lounge performance thread? Here’s my submission, Bastille covering “We Can’t Stop” and turning it into this beautiful thing:

Live Lounge is the best. I can get lost for hours watching.

That was a great line. Also very nice was “So I very abruptly moved to New Zealand, because I’m a measured person who handles life’s slings and arrows with a cool head.”

he says hunched and noodles and i am sure it was fancy noodles but i am just imagining gollum hunched over noodles with butter.

I have a friend who will occasionally bring his baby to the bar (fine. whatever.) but I get way more annoyed when he shows me picture after picture after picture of his damn baby. For every picture of your baby, I'm going to show you a pictures of what I had for dinner. That's how much I care about pictures of your…

No. You have kids, you forfeit certain things. You want brunch? Go to a family restaurant. That's what they're there for.