I hope I think of a better one, but here's the first one that comes to mind: The most horrible family I have ever encountered while working at Applebee's got sat in my section. I was already slammed, and they were a big corner booth. Bear in mind that only two of them were children. When I went to take their order,…

I was the newest arrival in the Hamptons. By all appearances, I'm a friendly and sophisticated "girl next door," but with a dark family history, I'm anything but what I seem. Seventeen years ago, my father was framed for a crime by neighbors he trusted, and sentenced to life. I never saw my father again, and spent my…

How can you not mention "The Tourist"? The worst crappiest piece of crap ever to have crapped???

At 51, you rolled out of bed for the second time at 11: 30, and had a pupusa with verde sauce for brunch, after reminiscing about your sexy long distance friend-with-benefits' recent visit and trip to New York (had to Google Form 2, but a Hitachi Magic Wand gal here ;) ). I also got 'broken' (tubal ligation) early,…

I'm 43, now, decided at about 18 to not have kids. I experienced all of the noise that you did and it didn't die down until I hit 40. I even got "fixed" at 37 which I'd proudly announce anytime I got the "you'll change your mind" story. Didn't shut them up,tho, just changed the narrative to "oh! Then you can adopt!"

I knew pretty early in my young adulthood that I didn't want kids. Everyone told me I would change my mind when I got older. I'm 30 now and my mind is still pretty anti-children. Everyone still keeps telling me I'll change my mind when I "find the right man". I don't think so.

I for one would also like an update on Kimmie Gibler's sex life and Jesus situation.

I don't want her to be guillotined necessarily. But dressed in JC Penney's and force fed a whole box of Little Debbie Jelly Creme Pies, that would be pretty funny.

Team Champagne . #dealwithit

I liked the first two books as well but couldn't even finish the 3rd. It was like the writer just had to get something out because the first 2 had done so well.

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I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT NEW SAILOR MOON I CAN BARELY CONTAIN MYSELF!

Guess the Oscar winner?

There was also an obsession with dunkable snacks which offered no nutrition whatsoever and hooked a generation on cheez and processed sugars for life.

He's a good boyfriend, too. I just called him and asked if he would come over and fix the wobbly side view mirror on my car. He said he could do it but not until later tonight. Then I said well if you're going to come over later tonight instead of now, maybe you could bring dinner. He said he was planning on eating…

#LiesToldByMales: "The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa."

I think you mean "most people in controlling, emotionally or physically abusive relationships, could provide you with a list of things their spouse will not let them do".

As a long term reader of Jezebel, a below the liner, and a member of the technical crew of Midnight Rider, fuck you and your headline.