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How to find cute cat gifs in the hopes that Jezebel will notice you and get you out of the Grey 101.

Mandatory second-language training.

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Every time I find myself caring too much about what others think, I watch the honey badger and tell myself "honey badger don't care."

I'm a Southerner and my family has lived in the same rural area for over 200 years. If there is a symbol to show the pride of being Southern, the confederate flag isn't one of them. Plain and simple. You want to show pride? Feed people who aren't from the South BBQ, have them listen to bluegrass, blues, or country,

For Dinner with bitchy mother-in-law – Old Fashioned

Drumline was essentially a chance to capitalize on awesome black college and university band culture and its niche popularity with a flimsy storyline.

Sorry I'm not sorry for breaking out this gif, but yeah, for me...definitely shoes. Particularly boots or flats.

Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator.

I refuse to believe Selena would write 'U' and Justin would write 'you'.

And Happy Endings! Now that's a Max I can get on board with.

This set is so cute! My favorite senshi is Venus, but if they had a Neptune one I would have snapped it up ASAP. (Neptune is my fiancée's favorite.) Unfortuantly, they don't have my Japanese conversion bra size. AKA: Super Kaiju Deluxe.

Man, I could read Drew hate things all day. Just an appreciation.

My father, THE INVENTOR OF TOASTER STRUDEL, is very pleased with this joke.

You are my spirit animal.

I want to buy her a drink.

Yeah, ok.

This was the crowning glory of my completely f*&%$ up wedding gift list.

Ah yes, the great shipping solution: OT3s.