This directly contradicts the findings that Dr. Jimmy Soul published in 1963. Many remember the white paper he released via the prestigious Billboard 100, where he posited:

Why is Robin Thicke on this list?

"For God's sakes, Lemon. We'd all like to flee to the Cleve and club-hop down at the Flats and have lunch with Little Richard, but we fight those urges because we have responsibilities."

Alvin in the Chipmunk Adventure but NOT ANY OTHER TIME.

Ten-year-old me had such a crush on this sad-puppy:

Where my asians at? Prince Zuko or Tuxedo Mask anyone?

Hah! I was juuust having the conversation with my best friend about how Foxy Robin Hood was weirdly attractive to us. HAHA! He's such a stud. Also, Trent for life. #FantasyBoyfriend status.

Are you guys seriously going to make me the lone asshole to admit that you'd tap this?

Girlfriend's:

Just me then? ;)

Tuxedo Mask from Sailor Moon. C'mon, he's wearing a tuxedo! Hawt.

"My name is Ms. Stewart, not Ms. Dodai."

Ever since I saw an epic flower girl meltdown at my cousin's wedding (she vomited, turned on her heel, and ran the other way ... the flower girl, not my cousin), I have been completely unenthused by small children dressed up as miniature brides and grooms, walking down the aisle, holding chalkboard signs that say…

why not just unfriend her? Are you worried that she'll notice and get upset?

Balls would be so much more interesting if they hadn't moved on with more modern styles.

I call everyone dude. Guys, ladies, children, adults, any ethnicity. It is the universal noun, and a perfect word.

Oh my, this man. Good god, this man. Brad Pitt could be sitting next to this man, greased up and nekkid, and zero fucks would be given by me. I'd be like, get out of my field of vision, Pitt, you're fucking everything up.

I dunno, once me and my partner were driving in the Nevada desert and got out for a pee stop by the side of the road. He was nervously like, "I think I have to do a number 2...", recognizing the desert was the only option, my eyes lit up, handed him the TP, and I said "Let's do this baby!". We both took a shit in…