I have a little theory that men regret not having children in old age more than women do. But I can't expand upon it too much, because it's mostly based on some crap I made up.

I'd also like to offer another Lady Type up for discussion: those of us who are opting out of having kids by choice, not because we're too focused on our careers to pop out babies or whatever the stereotype is. Some of us just don't care. We'd rather focus on working hard, building solid relationships with the people…

Time-lapse GIF of Patrick Stewart aging:

Has anyone ever tried to do a Kickstarter for a wedding? 'Cause that's basically what some of these brides are trying to negotiate.

Ain't nobody got time for that!

*Transposes sentiments to western women trying to "save" Muslim women from their oppression*

Pineapples aren't crunchy fruit, angry guy. Seriously, as a fellow misophone, I understand the irrational rage, but you've got to tamp it down.

The town wasn't destroyed for what two people did, it was destroyed for what so many refused to do.

True story.

• Little House in the Big Woods

I think it came out in the spring but my favorite book of 2013 (so far) is the Golem and the Jinni. Loved it.

This is just one more reason why the cancellation of Happy Endings is such a goddamn tragedy. Brad & Jane forever.

My heart totally breaks for everyone involved in this story - the people who have 40K to spend renting a house, the landlord who owns a house in an exclusive, expensive real estate area... So much injustice suffered on each side, for both of these people.

If you're using the pullout method and you get pregnant, is that really an accidental pregnancy? This argument drives me crazy, and as my friends and I have shifted into our late 20s / early 30s I see it happening all the time. If you and your partner choose to forgo birth control and then get pregnant, I don't really…

Is this a new thing? If so, I can't help but think that Kraft did it first.

If this woman is proud of what she did, who are you to tell her not to be?

Completely true, which is a bummer because I feel like I missed the day in middle school when everyone learned to style their hair.