Are they just bikes that have been dragged into your garage under your car? Where do you store all the cyclists you have hit?

I live my life a quarter mile at a time...

Shouldn’t this one be titled “Jason skippers”, in fact can I just call you Jason skippers from now on?

2 am in Florida, Feds including ICE agents quietly line up outside a quiet, unassuming white import shop. They place chains on the large overhead door which are firmly attached to the back of an acquired MRAP. With a solid tug and wail from the diesel powered behemoth, it rips the entire door and parts of the wall…

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the douche!

It’s Tuesday, and that means another edition of Resignation Letters to Patrick. Today’s letter comes from Doug DeMuro, Jalopnik’s resident humorist, part-time Ferrari owner, and specialist in the Rule of Three. Doug writes:

Florida Man Sees Article About How to Make Money Flipping Cars, Fails to Read to the End

It’s an awesome thing to do, and relatively easy (and cheap!) to plan as well. Well, not the 9 cars and including supercars bit, but driving all those passes in a car. As a European who’s just come back from a US (New England) road trip and having driven many/most of those Alps roads during another road trip I speak…

Raph and I have been on a Weird Old Toyota kick lately (more so than normal) and it’s leading us to dark places.

Wait, this can be a thing?

Way to plan ahead!

More like 1989, but it’s totally close enough, dude.

And that’s why it’s not the 23 hour, 55 minutes of Le Mans.

“Check out my new whip! She told me not to buy it, but she’s gonna bite my head off no matter what I do, so I might as well do what I want. #YOLO”