Dear Jezebel,

Found the energy vampire.

Yeah there’s the caring and compassion for the mentally ill that the Reagan era was famous for

She’s Swedish, so it’s probably pronounces “Susan”.

Presumably that will be Grey herself. I like this concept, putting her in the position of her parents 35 years later. Plenty of movies do that (the proverbial mother telling her daughter “I was once just like you”) but it should hopefully bring some depth actually getting to see the same actress grow up in the role.

That bakery has one of the finest piano bars in Jersey!

Trying to word this delicately, but... Anyone standing next to Sanders is going to look relatively more attractive.

Long-time BSA mom here - thank you so much for the very well-articulated explanation - I also fervently hope that scouting can recover from this.

This is quite an illuminating comment. You should write an explainer for some blog.

I’m not LDS, but have been involved with BSA for a long time, so may be able to clarify this some. For many years, the LDS adopted Boy Scouts as its official youth program for boys in the church; because of this, many troops were chartered by LDS wards. There was never a “takeover” of BSA by the LDS in any formal…

if its any consolation, no, she’s not.

To be fair, the main bullet point of her job description is “Make Jimmy Fallon funny”. Even without the Trump thing, nobody can deal with that level of job stress.

From the same tapes:

Ooof....not enough credit for this. Fackin’ gold.

Oh Snap!!!

Take your star and leave

+1 for you sir

You win today.

You know who should do all the political impersonations?