Thank you for this suggestion, kind sir; however, my concern is not for myself. As an adult, I have access to all of the butts, Daryl Hannah’s and otherwise, that I could possibly desire. My concern is for today’s 12 year olds, that they will not enjoy the unexpected thrill of being shown a children’s movie by an…

please lay off whoever thought a jimmy fallon post was a good idea

Oh, fuck him and his song.

Or maybe just tell his Uma Thurman story one more time...

ALWAYS PUT SALT IN YOUR EYES.

Never put salt in your eyes.

THE NIGHT...

every song in that movie is gold. 

“5,000 Candles in the Wind"

“BBC” by Ming Tea, from Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery.

The song Bruce McCulloch’s fake Danzig character sings in Brain Candy. ‘Some days it’s dark, some days I work’

I believe you mean: William “Jacked, son” Harper.

Can’t she just retire the ridiculous stage name ‘Awkwafina’ already and use her real name ‘Nora Lum’, which sounds much better, and as I’ve mentioned before, already sounds like it could be the stage name for Joanna Lumley’s debutante actress niece, Eleanora ...

I’m not even a little surprised that Manny is a movie-talker.  I do like that this season’s episodes are letting us see that other characters also think he’s the worst.

When did Gabriel Iglesias take over the role of Manny?

I don’t remember what happened last night on this show, other than thinking “Ugh, Manny is in this one.”

She really needs to change that fucking name back to John Mellencamp or something.

I haven’t been able to stand Simone since several episodes ago. For me, it’s not Brent, it’s Simone who’s practically the antithesis of the themes this show has been running on.

Meanwhile, back in Albuquerque...

I would have enjoyed this review better if every sentence had been in an actual language. If there are no editors, OK … then the writer should at least read the piece over before posting it.