Well-written and well-argued. Thanks for the great article!

What is this? Have you fallen and hit your head? Are you perhaps inebriated? What the hell are you doing here? A man was seriously injured tonight and for a moment thought to be much worse. This is neither the time nor the place to push an entirely unrelated and nebulous agenda. Grow up. 

That couldn’t be more of a false equivalence if you tried. The only way this has any parallel to a mass shooting is if you’re deliberately trolling.

It’s not a sign at all, period. The only thing Jeff Gordon’s response indicates is how Jeff Gordon feels. Not what he knows, why he feels that way, or how bad the accident was.

Official update available via NASCAR now: serious but stable condition and undergoing further treatment.

Probably the wrong post to make a comment like this, dude. This is bad. Nobody gives a shit about your food content right now.

I don't think we can (or should) speculate regarding this. A lot of people at the track were shook up very deeply, and it's understandable that emotions will be running high at times like these.

+1 for Oregon Trail reference.

Thank the builder it was morning in Vegas. I walked about 2 miles at noon in July and almost died from dehydration.

Good thing you made it eventually and didn’t stiff the family on the removal.

I knew there was some consolidation and this is probably strange to say at all, but I think all the relatively modern hearses are ugly, so I stopped paying much attention. The ones I really liked were most often Miller-Meteors and they’re long gone. Superior is still around, at least as a brand, but the tall roofs and…

I think Rivian might either have the capability to do different skateboard sizes, or have a different commercial chassis in the works which is going to be used for Amazon delivery vans that could potentially be adapted for hearse use.

I’m come back from hell and haunt you all if I’m delivered to my final resting spot in a sport SUV. Or a 4 door SUV called a COUPE.

Hell nah. I want classy traditional or batshit crazy tacky, family is aware of my request(only sign of respect I request).

If the hearse could be designed as such from scratch (unlikely without an additional use or three to make up the necessary volume) or the conversion accounted for in the design of the standard model, extra battery could be included within the extended wheelbase to get the range for probably most removals. Being as…

Having been a pallbearer several times and needing to make up for some of the less strong fellow bearers of pall, I’m glad we never had to load into an SUV-based hearse.

Wicked pissah 

Yeeeeeeaaaaah........that. I like this take on principle, but EV tech’s got to catch up on range and recharging time before this can be a realistic suggestion for a lot of places.

In an age of rapidly increasing vehicle electrification, there’s something novel about a dying thing, fueled by dead things hauling dead people to a fancy landfill.