“Licence and registration, please”

That’s me on the way home from the inlaws.

Went on one once. It was like someone combined an Indian casino and a Walmart and put them in a boat hull, then filled it with Southerners smoking Marlboros and drinking $12 bud lights in aluminum bottles while requesting “Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy” from the cover band on deck.

It’s all that caffiene. My new event, Chamomile and Cars would eliminate these wrecks.

Bro, I sold my Saturn Ion for so much money I bought a Pontiac Torrent* with it. I’m holding onto it right now, because any day now it’s going to be worth more than the Ferrari I want to buy so I can walk away with some cash money too.

Thanks for another informative article, Tyler. I mistakenly thought the Glock 17 had been in use with the SEALS for years. btw; one other big feature of the Glocks is that they are dead-simple to field strip. Even I can do it in seconds.