Fine, I’ll say what everyone’s thinking: Is there a Mister Koritala?

“Look at that loser standing there with a bat on his shoulder. What a disaster. Dangerous, horrible looking person. And that moron with the mask and protective gear on. What the hell is he on about? Looks menacing. Probably celebrating a rape. Now he’s running toward that hero standing on the pitcher’s mound! Look…

Thanks for this great article, Barry. I am looking forward to the one tomorrow about that time my nana died.

Ophthalmologist: Something wrong?

I can think of at least one charitable organization that would be very interested in purchasing that bat.

You’re assuming he hasn’t already been doing that.

My friends, the Trump campaign has decided to go full Jared Leto joker.

This was like reasonable political discourse. Why can’t everything be like this?

Avant-’tard

Don’t mud wrestle with a pig. You’ll get dirty, and he’ll have a good time.

Take your star, you jerk.

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They (being everyone except the Maples Leafs) like him because fat guys being athletic is more impressive and fun to watch than skinny guys being athletic. They like him for the same reason Penn State’s kicker is magical.

The first picture looks like 2 hockey players and the guy who rented them a car.

Yes.

Do hockey fans like Kessel because he’s a schlub, like them, that plays hockey or do they dislike him because he’s a schlub, like them, that plays hockey.

“Dumpier Phil Kessel” is some kind of positive feedback loop.

Phil looks like he borrowed his older and even dumpier brother’s suit.

Officials wanted to punish him further but he plead “Sorry guys”, the ultimate Canadian legal defense. After that they were powerless but to return of verdict of “No, no, we’re sorry.”