What is it about having a penis that makes you want to stick it everywhere? Is there an orifice anywhere in the world that hasn't had a speculative male gaze thrown on it?

Go to your corner now!

I guess this brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "dick cheese," huh?

... I'll show myself out.

My favorite argument against this video is that Islam did not exist when Cleopatra was alive.

Please identify an aspect of Katy Perry that is not in poor taste.

I dont believe in the concept of blasphemy, but its definitely in poor taste. Oh Katy.

When does the Jay-Z/Beyonce/Kanye fame train end? I'm sick of these people.

So tired of this woman, never understand the hype with her especially her music.

I love Queen Bey as much as the next person, but after watching her most recent straight to iTunes dvd, I am DONE seeing her crack, underbutt, thong, etc. It was excessive, video after video. But maybe, I wasn't meant to watch it straight through. Anyway, I did like that one on the beach with Jay Z. Can't remember if…

Well that was terrifying. I don't get this level of hysteria over someone like Rihanna. I feel icky now.

When interviewed later, Rihanna said she had no recollection of swarms of people. At that particular time, all she could see were dollar signs.

This is essentially that (super fucked up) fetish called bimbofication, isn't it? I'm kinda over people thinking their kinks are above critique. Congrats on internalising such fuckery. May your grotesquely large tits keep your warm at night.

I ask them to imagine not that a woman is harassing them, but another man (assuming the dude who says, "I'd like it if a woman said those things to me," is straight). I think it gets the power dynamic across a little better. Many straight guys would freak the fuck out if, for the sake of argument, really butch gay…

Personally I think that institutionalized dynamics that allows the super wealthy to freely consolidate their wealth, exploit the system, and breed nepotism should be put in check instead of attempting to stop people whether realistic or not from being super wealthy.

Who is Miles Teller?

Amber Heard, a mediocre actress with an underwhelming IMDb page and one of the blandest, least recognizable faces I have ever seen, is apparently a genius. Hope those two have a fun two years.

You know, I'm saving my ire for people who are actively working against gay rights. So Sherri doesn't like gay people. She thinks they're going to hell. So what? Her loss.

What about the ire for her portrait of this generation as a bunch of thankless entitled sloths? Is it satire?

Humans don't desire other humans. They desire idols and believe themselves gods.