As you can tell, Jezebel’s strong young white women have zero fucks to give about what natives think. But I’m sure they have expansive liberal educations and have something to say on every topic that doesn’t involve them.

I wonder if his children will get free healthcare at the Krispy Kreme Challenge Children’s Specialty Clinic at UNC.

And when I say “young’ins,” I mean us 25-29 year olds who watched the show in high school/college when we thought Bill Maher was edgy and he had Liz and Bernie on all the time.

I feel there’s an irony in her saying this on Real Time. For most of us young’ins, our first exposure to Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren was Real Time. Bill Maher has always been a schmuck, but the show’s content is really going downhill fast.

Both Mass-a-TwoShits and New Hampster got old after high school. But you’re still in Maine, so I guess it’s just quaint.

The reason I love the Québécois is that they aren’t afraid to let their freak flag fly on parade, with Céline as their grand marshal.

Ugh, that post. She should have just wrote “I support Hillary because it’s time for a female president” over and over and over, it would have made more sense. White women are the worst.

The only cherry on top of that piece would have been if she added the standard line of, “It’s time for a female president."

Woe to America! Whatever will we do without another PR firm?!

Bless you, Shep and the Commerce Team, for bringing us these deals. Praise from on high, glory be to the capitalist system!

Bless you, Shep and the Commerce Team, for bringing us these deals. Praise from on high, glory be to the capitalist…

It’s Greenfield, so to be fair, we’re not talking about a hardscrabble urban police department. Kitschy weird shit is just what Western Mass does.

Yeahhhh you sound like you’d be fun at parties.

I’ve been buying “Duraloops” lately, Duracell rechargeable batteries that are just rebranded eneloops. They work just the same at sometimes half the price!

I’ve been buying “Duraloops” lately, Duracell rechargeable batteries that are just rebranded eneloops. They work…

Yeah, the Polar regular soda sucks, but their orange dry is AHHHHMAZING.

Eh, just NH and VT. CT, RI, and ME can join the fenced area when they learn how to behave.

I think we should fence in MA and secure our airports, lest we let anymore cray in.

And isn’t that just wonderful?! Humans working together to bring progress. See what can happen when we just put our mind to it?

Oof, been there -_- I suggest not climbing that tree and just admiring what those hands could potentially do from afar, especially if he’s not someone you think you’d be down to be awk with.

You shoulda just “let him come over” then promptly made him leave after, therein ending the dry spell and getting him the eff away from you fast. Win-win.