You should buy 3; one for you, two to sell at a slight markup that is still below retail to pay for the first.

WTF is that?!

When the wife went to eat her dessert, he ordered her to give it to him. And he ate it.

That’s not a statement one frequently gets to speak.

Ehhhh...my father has an inoperable brain tumor and tries to pull the same shit, but he was a dick before and he’s still a dick now. Pretty sure the same applies here.

“Lines inside means lines outside!”

Grrl, werk! Everyone knows a party wasn’t good until a 21-year-old ends up dead in the pool.

Oh, yeah, words! That’ll show him!

All this money spent and no one springs for LEDs?

And only crazy white conservatives used crowdfunding to beg for money for their themselves in the guise of their cause.

Make sure get off your knees and don’t pray to white Jesus!

OR YOU BETTER REPENT.

And what is her message, exactly? Segregation from tha crakkas? She has no message, just a GoFundMe.

Remember the Angry Black Woman y’all wanted to interview?

Fire Don Lemon into the Sun

Gotta say, this doesn’t reflect kindly on Natasha Vargas-Cooper, especially not the desperate Kronstadt-reaching. I’m sure you’re super-into the communist lady because you could never be that authentic. #SorryNotSorry #YoureNotProletariat