Funny you should say...

I've seen them do it in D.C. a few times.

Slime lights.

Please. Nice try, junior. Check THIS out.

You're right. WTF is going on here?

What is that on the Jedi burger?

Yeah, I pretty much shocked myself when I typed it.

Seems like a good way to crack the power outlet. Next.

(best served in Edinburgh Crystal glasses - the large ones!)

Some scotch, when served chilled or even cold, give a total in-head flavor eruption when they warm up on contact with your tongue. There's no set rule to enjoying scotch, and most certainly no set rule to enjoying YOUR scotch.

Here's the rule. The first time you drink a brand of whiskey... No ice. The next time you drink that same brand... anything goes. Hell, you can dump 1994 Lagavulin into a 2 liter of Dr. Pepper if you want. Who cares? It's your business. Don't let the local whiskey sheriff try to force you to drink whiskey his…

Ugh.

It's pretty obvious. It was a warning brief about being aware and careful about who you decide to buddy up with. Especially if you start to do things on the regular basis.

You'd have thought that they'd have a countermeasure for something as simple and obvious as GPS spoofing too.

Android didn't install it... The carriers did.

Did you know in Washington D.C. alone they arrest several hundred people every year who are conducting espionage for foreign countries? And keeping tabs on who knows how many others. This was information given during what we called the "She's too hot for you, bro" briefing. I was pretty shocked. They may not have…

Probably not that hard to detect since it's transmitting digital information constantly during the mission. The only way that can be avoided is if it flies a predetermined mission, records specific sights, returns, and has its data combed. But instead, it looks like the dummies had it hosing realtime data back to the…

A gadget loving nerd who's a thief. How do we know these things? He's stealing iPhones and he's dressed like Will Smith in i, Robot.

Advice... Move out of the sticks.

Fuck that. What I want to know is who was the first moron who decided to point and say, "Oooooooo! That's a bad word!"