Be happy these examples are ghost type? They didn't do you that favor in gen 1 when it was essentially a human mime and a cluster of magnets.

Everyone says the same thing, and you're all liars. Just admit that it'll never be the same as the nostalgia makes it seem to you.

-.- Get over yourself...

Back in my day pokemon were animals with an ocasional somewhat explainable anomaly,

okay

I didn’t realize eggs, a pile of goo, a ball of rock, a literal pokeball and magnets were animals. Huh.

Good, one less fuckboy to sit here and cry about games.

Okay, have a good time being upset about a sand castle creature while we’re all busy having fun playing the game.

One of the very first Pokemon was five eggs. To say they’re out of good ideas now is disingenuous; it’s always been part of the charm.