I wanted to like Kid Icarus, I really did. I tried so hard, I played with the controls till i had cramps. I loved the art style and the game design. But oh my god the dialogue. I couldn’t stand the talking! The characters would not shut up! If I hear Pitt ask Palutena a dumb question again I’ll take a cheese grater to…

Summary: “This may look familiar, but it’s not we swear.”