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Then they should make it illegal to grow it in this way. A concession has been made to people who love their herb and people who want to make a bit of cash from it, but there is no reason why they should be biting off the whole hand.

“You fuck mothers no kill Chappie!”

I’m one of, like, 89 people who really loved the corny retro matinee approach of Sky Captain, and agree that Conran’s period sensibilities would have been really well suited to John Carter. (I heard there was some production art done by Tim Truman (of Grimjack and Scout fame) for this, but didn’t see it in the video.)

McCaig did a massive amount of work for this. Its really amazingly beautiful stuff..especially his portrayal of Thoris. In a lot of his John Carter art, he used Hugh Jackman as Carter...because that was supposedly who Conran was lobbying for.

Imagine

I think it’s kinda telling that, while both John Carter and Tarzan are around a hundred years old, in all that time we’ve had dozens of Tarzan movies and just one Carter movie. And it’s true that it’s harder to visualize Barsoom than the jungles of Africa with pre-digital technology, but it wasn’t impossible —…

I liked it a lot too. Had its problems, but I thought it deserved so much better than it got - specifically from Disney. And I’m fully convinced the reason it basically had no marketing was Disney was negotiating for Star Wars. And since SW “borrowed” liberally from the Barsoom universe, I believe that made thing…

Witness the John Carter film that could have been...in 1936.

There’s no reason not to like it. It was a good, fun movie.

I liked it too. But I didn’t love it, and as a fan of the books, I feel like I should have. There were some missteps in storytelling, some flat design work and awful marketing. But I wish it would have done better so the series could have continued.

John Carter was such an enjoyable movie. Took me back to Flash Gordon and stuff like that. Plain old flick fun.

I liked John Carter. There, I said it.

I wasn’t mad that it happened. I was mad that Supes didn’t think to even attempt to save people. Instead of the specified birthing plot line that only existed to explain why Zod can keep up with Supes (because he was engineered for battle), and to provide Zod motivation that he didn’t need (He wanted revenge on…

How about you explain the necessity of the church scene in MoS, because there is no reason for that scene to be in the movie aside from you assuming that moviegoers are morons who need the Jesus symbolism to be as a train wreck. We don’t even know who the guy Super Jesus is talking to in the scene is and after this…

So basically, BvS’s plot will basically be the notion of Batman kicking Superman’s ass for being awful in the first movie? I can’t say I don’t like this idea. Shame Batman wasn’t in MoS.

This!

Holy shit, not this again, for the last time, it’s not that there was destruction ITS THAT SUPERMAN GAVE 0 FUCKS ABOUT IT!!!!

Lol! You forgot obnoxious. I think Skynet infiltrated Casting with a T-1000 whose mission was to pick the two people with the least chemistry in the world between them.

Dyson should have just stuck to designing something less ominous... Like, I dunno... Roombas?