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Dustin Koski
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Elvis led to this guy. So fuck Elvis, old people have always been right.

"maybe fighting to keep the Quick Stop they bought together from being wiped out by a Walmart-like behemoth"

Orange juice is a weird combination of sour and bitter. Sittur?

They did do a Rifftrax on Casablanca. I won't comment on its quality since I'm biased because I never enjoyed Casablanca.

He made me laugh three times in The Lego Movie, so I'd vote yes.

Oh my god, if he'd done that to me that would be the best $40 I'd ever made.

A mixed-race baby is the finest accessory a person in my position could ever have, sweetheart!

Go to David Sandberg's youtube channel Ponysmasher and you will be amazed that this is good enough to get a C. Of course it doesn't analyze the topics of nyctophobia or depression well. He is the most hollow, gimmicky, repetitive director I've ever seen. He should have called his channel "One Trick Ponysmasher."

So, a C then?

The version I heard was that he couldn't do his routine because an audience kept yelling "Rick James, bitch!" at him.

Even as weird as this cartoon is, my strongest impression of it is that the ending is really rushed and too easy.

Reading it described, typing about it, and/or watching the episode.

The same. Bush is just supposed to be a bumbling bland good guy, the jokes about it didn't matter.

But really, isn't that kind of parody pretty easy? Because then all you have to do is just break out a screenwriting 101 template and then mad lib in some goofy stuff like a junkie towel or Oprah's somehow sentient vagina.

i.e. most of the people that still watch network television.

It's to generate clickbait articles and reviews.

But all you needed to do was give the Confederates hundreds of thousands of AK-47s and numerous battles' worth of ammo and they totally could have won!

This sounds superboring and totally missable.