“That’s a team that could win 7 games, easy.”

Wow, Vlad Sr. was within 30 feet of the pitch and didn’t swing?

Let he who doesn’t chop his parmesan cheese with a credit card cast the first stone.

“Thanks a lot, Captain Obelisk.”

Since you are one of the Deadspin Idiots that taste-tested, then ranked, chain pizzas, which is it: the best (according, somehow, to your rankings) or trash? It can’t be both.

Looks like you ought to train her to snicker...

Yep, and as someone who has been in 5 weddings so far, this has also been the case in every single one of them. Men don’t give a shit, while the wedding means everything to the bride and her mom/aunts/grandmas. Ask anyone who has been a bridesmaid if the bride cared more about details than the groom did, and the…

The revelation that Gabby was abused completely recontextualizes her comments from Friday.

Turkeys very well known for chasing children yet dumb Obama pardons one every year. Is weak on turkeys, many fowls laughing at us. I will be strong. Butterball stocks up!

This is a terrible opinion. He is an elite wing defender and finished 4th in DPOY voting. If he wasn’t on an awful team and got a little more notoriety he might have made 2nd team all defense. He was asked to do entirely too much on offense and asked to take forced bad shots, often late in the shot clock, because the…

He should kneel for the anthem and say it’s only because he’s old and tired and trying to preserve his strength for the game so he’ll play well for the military.

New level of losing: The Broken Tibia Game 

I’d watch what I say about Barkley. You know what he’s capable of...

Every new stadium is presented as gift from an owner to the fans, even though fans are paying every step of the way.

I feel like there are companies that are missing out on obvious opportunities with these patch advertisements.

Austyn Jett Rose: [calls Jay Cutler’s kids worst babies in sports]

Oh, goddamn!

“But even so, it was jarring to see Irving playing his guts out while Curry looked like he was auditioning to star in a Justin Bieber Vine.”

Hard to get on the kid for celebrating. Michaelangeli is, after all, a party dude.