“Here Is Queen Elizabeth II Feeding an Elephant a Banana.”

I want that staircase, but I don’t want to be the person who has to keep it clean.

Next year’s In Memoriam:

He’s no Joey Fatone

It must be nice to be the only person doing feminism right.

I loved that movie. And I loved that somehow Whoopi Goldberg and Victor Garber made a Filipino child.

Every. Single. Case. of. Unwanted. Pregnancy. Involved. Sperm.

..........Jesus Christ.