@IfOnlyIHadTheMoney: Always liked the Ducati Sport Classic myself...

@Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: You need to bring your sense of irony to my garage for a tune-up!

@Turbineguy - now with reheat!!: You know Hitler was a vegetarian and hated smoking.

Nice Price. When I emigrate to California as a rock-and-roll car designer, I am going to have a whole fleet of turds like this and drive them to places guaranteed to piss off the classic car snobs.

@Karsten Von LS1-stein: Nice idea, but it will never happen on the BBC because it would be considered advertising.

Hold on, I think that commotion in my kitchen is the sound of pots and kettles comparing colour schemes.

@hercules_100_98: To be fair, she was hardly in Quantum of Solace.

@rxe7en: She thought they said an illegal alien signed up.

The new Bigtrak is already out. £33.99 (I actually paid £29.99). I bought two, one for me and one for my best friend.

@A Pimp Named DaveR: Vehicle lengths. It says so in the instructions of the re-released version I bought a couple of weeks ago.

What is it with the nouveau riche thinking two tone cars are classy?

Have fun keeping this in a straight line *every* time you nail the throttle. No wonder it needs those ungainly wings.

@$kaycog: Jesus, that monstrosity could only have been birthed in mainland Europe.

@Kangaru: I have a feeling it's Corolla based. I had an internet friend with a penchant for all things 1980's who had one of these.

@SpikeJnZ + GT35R = Love: That is possibly the most epic film poster ever.

Honda Beat. Midship Amusement with zebra print seat fabric for the win!

@Franzouse: And the Pao

@Franzouse: The Be-1

@Franzouse: The Figaro is based on the Nissan Micra if I recall correctly.

@Kangaru: It's not a Kei car,