Ah, upholding the fine tradition of Jaguar police cars, starting with the XJ6 and then the XJ40.

Stop the inane practice of replacing perfectly serviceable letters with numerals and considering them acceptable substitutes! It's SEVEN with a V!

I don't know if it's a good engine, but that picture looks like something from David Cronenberg's 'Dead Ringers'.....

"Turbochargers, anti-radar paint, nothing can stop us now JJ, NOTHING!!"

I was all excited there for a minute, a Jalopnik meet-up in London! Finally, a reason to leave the house!

How about Ferrari building an Indycar in order to blackmail the FIA into allowing V12 engines when the turbos were banned in Formula 1, at the end of the 1980's?

Don't sweat it - it's not like it's a good magazine. It's a terrible rag that sells to the football shirt wearing chip eaters purely on the basis of the masthead and the barely legible prose contained therein. The layout is garish, and of the three, May is the only one who can actually write worth a damn - although,…

Methinks Mr Hamilton doth idolise the late Mr Senna a little *too* much.

Shame, I thought the black and gold option trim pack lent the whole joint a air of much needed class, like a JPS Lotus 72.....

@Mike the Dog will work for a Preview Button!: I have an italian car - secure in his sexuality urban hipster that I am, I have a Fiat 500 - does that count??

@Almostbanned: Is that what the women are like there?

The reporters name is Dominic Littlewood. He had a brief moment in the sun as a used car 'expert' on a variety of sub-Top Gear motoring shows here in the UK.

@DrewDraws303.25bhp: You're about to get the shock of your life. I'm a Car subscriber so get my issues a few days early. The redesigned Car is a complete mess.

@leavethegun-takethecannoli: That'll be the in-car-footage camera. It's neon yellow to allow easy identification of the driver - you'll most likely find the other car will have a different neon colour.

Being a glamourous transvestite as well as a consummate gear head, maybe I should submit one of my best shots, to raise the aesthetic standard a bit....

It's got a face only it's mother could love, contains more shades of brown than I thought visually possible, has a frankly bizarre high riding stance, possibly the worst tape graphics in the history of vinyl, is no doubt dreadful to drive and probably doesn't have the power to pull the cock off of a warm jelly baby.

@ciscokidinsf:

There should have been a picture of a police Jaguar in there.

Likely to be the 2.5 straight 5 turbo (as found in the Ford Focus ST).

The Steve McQueen "Bullitt" ad for the Ford Puma is one of my favourites. It came out about ten years ago and I remember being rendered completely speechless by it (not something that happens often...)