When he got exasperated about Genghis Khan I knew I was doing my job.

GM has sure found some interesting ways to make cars not work over the years.

I had a 2004 Saturn Ion that would not start in the cold. The problem was a gel that would constrict in the cold and not allow the solenoids in the ignition to make contact. It was a known problem that GM refused to fix for free, so I, a broke college kid, had to keep a lighter on me at all times to get the car key…

STI’s power steering pump moans like a B list porn star.

Deadspin Would Attack The Patriots If They Were Socialist is some high-grade Kinja

I think you’re thinking of Barack Hussein Obamacare, the Devil’s Adjunct.

You’re One Of Them Little, Uh, Fancy Lads, Aren’t Ya? With David Letterman

The Deadspin staff proposes to eliminate programs that literally help keep our poorest and most vulnerable people alive? Goes out of its way to defend Nazis?

The three of us share a common goal

But not a single one of those Super Bowl wins was against a Manning, who beat Brady at an 84% clip in the biggest games!!

Even if the whole ESPN article is a lie, it brings an irremovable smile to my face that arguably one of the greatest dynasties in American professional sports history might be broken up by a modern day snake oil salesman.

HMMMMMM

I can’t believe Tom Brady is 1-5 lifetime against the Manning brothers in the biggest games they can play (AFC Championships and Super Bowls). 16% winning percentage! Holy cow that’s bad!

Yeah, but does your coffee table have a working model train layout in it? Endlessly fascinating, it holds kid’s attention like nothing else.

The conspiracy theory I wish to peddle, and will use my platform on this blog to peddle, is that Brady somehow choreographed this to help his and my childhood team.

Counterpoint: No.

Um.. I may legit buy this

No its not, Hammond is just that small.

That Cayenne he drove off a cliff and set off all the airbags in.

He blew up the transmission in that Noble on the Italian drive episode.