The lakers don’t own their first round pick at all. If it’s 1 or 6+ the sixers get it and if it’s 2-5 the Celtics get it.

Co-signed by his legal partner, Buff McLargehuge and dictated to his secretary Rock Hardchest.

Charles “Chuck” Harder? That sounds like an outtake from the MST3K Space Mutiny name bit.

I watched while my DIV I football team won two national championships in football and one in basketball and built multi-million dollar facilities for teams we didn’t have yet, all while they closed down my graduate program, the library put a short hiatus on buying books, and we were dangerously close to losing our…

No.

So, he’s the Hamilton Nolan of Buffalo?

Why worry about nuclear war? If it happens it’ll all be over pretty quick. Lamenting another Bills playoff letdown? That’s something only cockroaches can survive.

He also clicks on Kotaku posts to bitch about video games on a sports blog and drives a Prius or a Suburu with a ‘coexist’ sticker on the back in the left lane.

He obviously wants a reaction.

Are you talking about Audi or Congress?

He’s just fission for clicks.

i can’t find any stats for a Frank Wright or Lou Sullivan on the Bills website. They must have been on the team when they were in the AFL. 

To be fair, he’s waited a long time to post this column.

I bet Rod Watson reads Splinter on purpose. He doesn’t even need to be tricked with some clickbait headline.

Pretends* to talk on the phone because he doesn’t want anyone on the elevator to realize his call got hung up as soon as the doors closed

i bet he’s the type of fellow who talks on the phone in the elevator

Corbin is an awesome dude and he does good work, but I think part of the appeal of owning something like this is having built it. Not something I’d buy.

Also, being Californian, I’m not interested in finding out how difficult this thing is to smog. There’s a reason he registers his stuff out of state.

Oddly enough, it was Jeopardy’s sister show.

This isn’t the first time a hard “R” has gotten a white guy in trouble.

I WAITED ALMOST TWO DECADES AND NOW I CAN FINALLY SEE THEM LOSE A WILDCARD GAME AT LAST