First off, your Jalop brother is missing the mark (hi Jalop brother!) if he insists you can only buy from the “cool list” of SUV’s. Buy what makes YOU happy. THATS Jalop. Second. If you are going to import.

Offroads like a jeep, with road manners of a sedan.

So Trump essentially used an Isuzu truck as a wall?

So in other words, that dipshit is planning on lying about his golf score.

No, probably confederate

He erased his own legacy here

“Hey Giants, the best way to get rid of Apple cancer is chemotherapy. Trust me on this…”

You forgot this one:

I feel like this article chooses not to address the issue of why, exactly, Billy considers Lingard to be a “limited” player in the first place? It deeply upsets me to defend anything related to Manchester United, but...what if Lingard is maybe/actually good, only he hasn’t yet had the chance to display his talent…

Jesse Lingard is a type of player that Fergie’s teams always had. For every Cristiano Ronaldo or Eric Cantona, there was a Park Ji-Sung or John O’Shea. Yes, relying on Jesse Lingard isn’t ideal, but I think Billy is selling him short.

Or, is it possible that Jesse Lingard is actually a better player than Billy thinks he is?

I’m going to go out on a limb and say that if before conference play starts a team has a 71% chance to have the best conference record in a 10-team league, they’re also going to be a rather strong favorite in the conference tournament. But thanks for the pedantry.

I love when someone finds a way to game the system. As long as they don’t mind him racking up losses to big name teams year in and year out, this is a win for everyone, and it’s a plan just crazy enough to work.

Haisley’s a Patriots fan? On top of everything else? Man, fuck that guy.

I don’t get how that’s a stereotype now. Because some parents choose to let their kids dress like they feel dresses are not conformed to a specific gender? And because of that we all have to walk on eggshells and watch what we say? As long as its not hurtfully directed towards the child this isn’t a big deal.

Perfect.

“I really should have had that LeBortion.”

Jesus KD, you just got away with it and you know it, yet you still put on a show, clapping like a dipshit just like you did as you ran and hid from Westbrook earlier this year.

That verse was alive and well in the 90s