Opportunity to up the body count on the way to the cemetery

I would rather be cremated.

Colin Kapernick should stick to *watches recent game film* uh actually politics and social media

Conservatives on big government: “I made this money with my own hard work, I didn’t need the government’s help.”

Let’s just not kill any elephants this time.

I don’t have a Mercedes. I also have a ‘73 Beetle, among other shit. And, if I had to carry a purse around, I sure as hell would care about purses. I’d find one I actually liked. And, of course my social self is tied to car ownership; I think I said that in the post, right?

Someone needs to teach these lugs a lesson.

I tire of these criminals gallivanting all over the place.

I was wheely deflated to see you beat me to this.

Thieves like that are wheely awful.

Yeah, I bet the conductors boss really CHOOd him out for that.

As an engineer, it’d make me runaway

Pretty loco if you ask me. Wonder if there was any motive?

Maybe their train of thought, took them off track?

It’s off-the-rails crazy, I’d be steamed.

Losing track of a train for over 100 years is really something.

You’re all wrong

But, really, what is perfection? Is it a new Chevy with a deadly ignition switch? A Ferrari that burn out in a giant pile of melted metal? Or an unintentionally accelerating Toyota?

The Tempo stands strong in 2014, as close to perfection as anyone should hope to be.

I thought about that guy the whole time. If I was an eccentric billionaire, I'd buy it for him and have it shipped to his house in a padded box.

Remember the commenter FordTempoFanatic? (or something like that) He would've loved this.