Klaus and Violet vs. the Patriarchy: Fury Road

Sounds expensive.

why does Marvel insist on casting people a decade and a half older than their characters

Honestly? I hope this is the start of a new trend. I miss all those awful tween movies they used to release when I was younger. It's time to inflict another wave of Agent Cody Banks-esque movies onto the unsuspecting public.

Woah there, let's not pretend she's a feminist now that she's just realized misogyny is personally bad for her.

2016 was single handedly redeemed by this announcement

I am always a slut for more Assassin's Creed. Give me your pile of shit on film, Ubisoft.

Look, ignore all the MCU films you want, but 'Winter Soldier' is a masterpiece that doesn't deserve to be lumped in with the garbage. Treat yourself, Waititi.

Hillary would win. She apparently carries bottles hot sauce around just because she likes spicy food so damn much.

You missed your one chance to make a "bullshit" joke in the headline. Stop slacking off, AV Club.

Ryan Reynolds is more of a hero than us mere mortals deserve.

Carol is the worst. The only superhero I hate more than her is Reed Richards. Has Kamala met Monica Rambeau yet? THAT'S who she should be idolizing.

The only reason I don't hate the basement is because, at the very least, if you're fast enough you can run through the whole thing and not fight. Ain't no way around David.

I get a little antsy after the first hour or so of cowering in the back office not doing anything

The fight with David in The Last of Us. If you've played the game you goddamn know why.

listen, I didn't go to college to learn how to spellcheck

Google Books saved my ass more times than I can count in college. I will gladly support our supreme overload Google if it means keeping those scans around

Need I say more?

Nah man, the Robins are his kids. I'm not saying the homo-eroticism isn't there, I just choose to ignore it in favor of SuperBat, mostly because it's hilarious when they break up. Bruce is the angsty teenager of the relationship and probably writes sad emo poetry in a journal under his pillow.

Anyone who reads the comics knows that the person we should REALLY be mistaking for Batman's gay lover is Superman.