Did this come out late cause reviewing it was some sort of punishment? lol

The maintenance team:

I don’t get why really. I mean there are some things he’s good at of course, but his followers treat him like, well, some visionary. I just don’t see it.

The guy could electrocute himself to death humping a Tesla on live television, and he still wouldn’t stop being “relevant”, because people would continue to worship him at the altar and call him a “genius” and a “visionary”.

Can people stop calling her vid an “apology vid”? She never seemed to actually apologize for anything that allegedly happened.

This is funny but holy shit that woman is absolutely deranged

Patiently waiting for the day Elon Musk is no longer relevant. That will be a glorious day, indeed. 

Key phrase there is “supposed to”.

“As part of our comprehensive safety protocols, all rides, including Fury 325, undergo daily inspections to ensure their proper functioning and structural integrity.”

Given maintenance teams are supposed to visually inspect the track on coasters every day before giving the goahead to operate and the crack was visibly forming at least a week before it was caught, you've got to wonder what the Hell they were looking at during those track walks.

Yeah, I was going to say, I’m pretty sure the group of Sidon/Link shippers includes Yona.

“I wish I knew how people can have so little going on that they can care about this, much less become actually distraught and upset about it.”

Physician heal thyself.

I feel like you are blowing this way out of proportion. Someone wrote an article on a site that can’t even get advance copies of games anymore and there’s a few people writing good-natured twitter posts bemoaning the ‘loss’; but you’re acting like someone bombed Nintendo’s offices over this. Get back to us when…

As the article explains, there’s some pretty obvious queer coding for these two characters specifically. The “statue of one riding the other’s back” is weird, but not too out there for a Zelda game. But “bending on one knee to give his ‘friend’ a ring” is basically unmissable.

Why they’re even using an “external vendor” when they’re posting record profits is the real question here. They should have an in-house art team for this kind of stuff, not bidding the work to external sources to find the cheapest option who is likely going to cut corners to meet your price and time constraints.

This is like if you walked out of a Best Buy with a stolen plasma TV, and then offered to pay for it once the cops were knocking on your door.

WoW was never “about” that. There was always a shit-ton of heavy stuff going on, even in vanilla.

Give Waluigi his own game! Waluigi’s Taco Stand is good, but we need an official Nintendo game with him. 

At least you aren’t a Mother 3 fan. Know how long we’ve been waiting for that game to come out in the US? 17 years.

Mario Wonder and Warioware (of course) really encapsulate that wacky, experimental, just fucking WEIRD side of Nintendo that’s made me a lifelong fan of their work so I’m happy to see that side of them alive and well after the last few years of bland, sterile Mario stuff.