I haven’t touched a FF game in years... which one of these twinks is the Yuna of this game? :P

‘member in January when Kotaku posted an article about how the gaming world failed women in 2023 and then chuds complained that everything was fine actually? I ‘member.

Go crouch “down by the river”, washes off the grime.

Can anyone tell me if you can do link-battles? I feel like no, now that I’m typing it out... but I would love it that was a thing.

For Facetime... what do people who aren’t wearing the headset see to represent the headset wearer? If its nothing... then why not just use regular facetime and then they can see your face?

Actually, most of the features here are boring office work / crap I can do on my phone. I guess I just dont see the appeal of…

Uhh... there are 5 queer characters out of 37 characters... That’s not “most”.

Good, his alt-fire shouldn’t be the platform. He has two “shooting” abilities (the healing blossom, and the needles), they should really be primary and secondary fire, not having to scroll to attack is a nice change.

If I remember correctly, after you beat the big plant boss, you go to the lava caverns, but there’s not much there for you right now- you want to head to an elevator in the lava place that takes you to “Phendrana Drifts”. From there, look for the boost ball.

Like others mentioned, turn on hints. Look for doors that you…

I have seen the boy

What a creepy comment lol.

“Carolyn, you really need to relax. You are reading WAY too deep into some of this shit.”

Yeah Carolyn, how dare you, a trans person, be concerned with the most prominent and influential transphobe in the world making money off of a massively popular IP. How dare you, a video games commentator, comment on video games…

It’s been a painful week recovering from having myself dipped in gold, but fortunately firing 10,000 people made me feel better.

Im still drunk on Dionysus’s THICK thighs.

I don’t love the idea of going back to early parts of the game and finding lv.60 Weedles... Level scaling could have all sorts of unintended weirdness too. I agree though, the openworld feels a little odd. I feel like I’m being rushed to complete gyms so that my mons will listen to me.

I was lucky for a while I guess, but last night I had 3 crashes. Once while playing online 2 while offline.

Mine crashed once, trying to enter a store. I’ve had a pokemon slip into a lake while battling. Shadows pop in and out quite a bit, even in cutscenes. Unfortunately though... I’m still having a lot of fun running around with friends.

I had like... one moment when I was doing the gym test for the electric gym where I…

True! Parts of Bayonetta look really rough, but nothing near what’s going on in Pokemon, and the fps is generally really smooth. Sad days when a game as big as Scarlet/Violet is consistently struggling to hit 30fps.

I’m an idiot, but I feel like this is less of a Switch issue and more of a GameFreak issue. BOTW ran, for the most part, fine, with a much more densely packed world. GameXplain said it runs better in handheld.

I dont understand why GF doesn’t get more help from Nintendo... 

“The level barely stops for air before encouraging you to shoot at and kill people climbing the border wall into the United States.”

Well now I feel like I’m going to barf.

The director of the game tweeted asking people to vote on the best Platinum couple, Bayonetta and Jeanne won (the director made it an option to vote on)... there’s official art of them embracing in the nude... the whole second game is about Bayonetta fighting her way through hell to rescue Jeanne’s soul... there’s…