From a 32-year-old gay guy: I hope you get that. Hang in there.

I’m still here. I’m still alive.

Despite people having tried to kill me multiple times in my life. I’m still here.

My scars and my stretch marks and my gray hair are reminders that I am STILL HERE.

Nick Offerman better win an Emmy for this darn episode.

I don’t know about complacent. I’ve been laid off and I’m gonna lose my home pretty soon and be homeless for the second or third time in my life so I’m kinda ready to throw Molotov cocktails personally.

That’s just my economic situation, I’m also a lesbian who happens to be trans and living in a red state with a…

“What’sa your spaghetti policy?”

Oh no, the youngins are bad. /s

Hi, I’m a millenial. Millenials and younger generally want to tear down capitalism because capitalism has fucked us our entire lives.

We’re reaching our 40s for crying out loud.

Capitalism in a nutshell.

Fairly certain they were more interested in the celebrity names being attached to the movie than actually having the talent and VAs that fit the roles and had the skill.

How is this a surprise?
Crisp Ratt was gonna just be Crispy Rat.

Rogen was just gonna be Rogen.

The movie is probably just laughably horrible schlock.

Edit: Rogen’s name was corrected.

I mean, Charlie Day’s Luigi voice is probably just Charlie Day, since “Charlie Day easily naturally anxious, agitated, and barely holding it together” also sums up Luigi pretty well. So it’s possible someone just figured Donkey Kong should sound like Seth Rogen.

If you hire Seth Rogen to voice a character, you get...Seth Rogen. You gotta know that going in.

Sorry couldn’t resist...

It’s easy to understand. They don’t want to chop wood, kill an animal, or provide for 20 kids. They want all the goodies of a ‘traditional’ marriage without any of the responsibilities that come with the masculine role. And therefore they have nothing to offer a ‘traditional’ woman.

Exactly. It is all long-form whining about the women they’re interested in not wanting to fuck them.

On its face, there’s nothing inherently wrong with the word “females”, but these people ALWAYS refer to men as “men” and never “males”, but refer to women more often as “females”. If I see the word females, I immediately looks for the word males. It’s never there for these people. 

Don’t forget world class cook and has the sex like a porn star 4 times a day

And they’re usually out of shape, unwashed, and unable to cook a meal without a microwave.

A lot of it has to do with these men not finding their ideal woman, that really doesn’t exist.  The magical, virginal 4'11" blonde, weighing 85 - 90lbs, with 34-36DD bra size.  You can’t expect them to settle down with just anything when that’s what they want, can you?  Hehehe.

Impossible not to think of: