Lol I legit thought thats who it was about so didnt click it. Had to go back and click it an find out after this shocking revelation in the comments.

omg i was literally mid-typing this comment when i saw yours.

Thinking of his crippling benzo addiction. Russian quack coma, and subsequent weirdness fronted by his daughter makes me laugh so much. Clean your room, indeed.

“you can use some martial arts strategies in that game if you know good techniques”

platforming the internet’s biggest crybaby

This is it, the best clapback I’ve ever seen. 

Propaganda broadcasts spinning “wokeness” up into a “plague” and a threat, is a plague on our country and does nothing but create more division, hate, and animosity.

The most hilarious part of the entire thing is the entire “Woke” this is being caused by the people who claim to be against it. Take Fox for example. All they do is claim “The woke left are evil” but virtually all the articles they do on “Woke” culture they made up in the first fucking place.

Most of the woke shit is…

Whenever I hear somebody prattling about “cancel culture” I just roll my eyes they believe in that fucking hoax. Nobody picks up a book and thinks “Will the Tumblr kids approve of my purchase?”

Bro just fired ten thousand people, that’s like...the Ultimate cancelation.

Fuck off Spence....

Except even Nintendo is being shitheads, what with all the Panda/SSBM controversy

Also this: “our players who bravely and intentionally carve out time for our games to invite, rest, and rejuvenate their lives”

Ah yes, quality content like Hogwart’s Legacy, a property made by a bigot who is really cozy with fascists, by a lead dev who is an avowed fascist, and has a storyline that’s basically “let’s hunt the Jewish people but as an analogue”. Hey, you can even play as a “dark wizard” (y’know, the Nazi analogues in the source…

Xbox cleverly positioning itself as the official brand of mediocre white douchebags. Good look!

You know, for a guy that has shown himself to pretty madia savvy and skilled as presenting himself with a ‘good guy’ image, this seems like a pretty easy land mine to avoid. I mean, even if that’s how you feel, why even say it and ruin your image? This doesn’t help you, it’s not gonna help the Activision thing, it’s…

He’s right that I want to play games that inspire and invite joy... which is why I mostly just play Nintendo games nowadays. Everything else is too depressing.

Somebody get Phil off Twitter. He’s fallen into the imaginary grievance hole again.

Whining about cancel culture?  How inspiring and joyful!