Racist dink and Captain Respectability Politics unite to form: bad TV no one will watch

All Steaks Matter had him buttered up as well.

Answer me this: if no one listens to Cowherd or Whitlock on their own, who will listen when they’re together?

I’m going to block FS1 on my system so I don’t accidentally turn to the channel while that show is on

Next up on “Them’s the Takes”, part 45 in our ongoing John Wall series with special guest Murray Chass.

+1 E.U. Passport. (Thanks, Grandma!)

Is Clay Travis going to be their Tony Reali? I’m starting to think that Jamie Horowitz is a clone of Roger Ailes developed in a lab a la Boys from Brazil.

I’d rather watch someone’s colonoscopy.

You had Jason sold at All Cakes Matter.

All Takes Matter. Pleeeeeease call it All Takes Matter.

Man... this will probably be too damn boring to even be a trainwreck. It’s just going to be Cowherd rehashing the same points over and over for 30 minutes while Whitlock responds with quotes of himself.

God we deserve Trump

I mean Whitlock is the poor fatter mans wilbon so this couldn’t possibly go worse.

Wow, The Onion really is prophetic.

Eh. Agree to disagree. The Spurs have drastically re-invented their style of play no less than 4 times in the Duncan era, seamlessly. That’s not just due to roster changes, it’s due to Pop’s ability to coach.

Trumps VP

Seriously if anyone needed to be fired last night or let go it’s the Raptors coach Casey. Paul George almost sent Toronto home single handledly due to his inability to adjust. It wasn’t just ugly to watch, it was boneheaded and they got bailed out by a combo of the refs and the Pacers lack of anyone else other than PG.

They must have heard Norman Dale was available.

Vogel isn’t a perfect coach or anything.