Why don’t they just make the tires soft enough to require a pit stop or two. This will make the cars faster and add back strategy.

If he wants Mario Kart, the cars have shoot shells. One blue shell per race, each car gets 6 banana peels, 3 green, & 3 red shells. Maybe make rainbow road a track in the calender too.

More pictures are good. Don’t listen to those whiners.

This is the best way of describing adequate rear legroom.

No, there isn’t a car person that wants less pictures in an article about a car. There may be some shit stirrers that want to get to the comment section 10 seconds earlier to complain about something, but that just gives us all 10 more seconds of peace before they get here.

No,

Your fellow nerds thank you for your service.

You’re looking for “cachet”. You can find a cache of great words in your favorite dictionary.
/nerd

That’s really fucked up and subversive. I was totally immersed and ready to share this video, and now...not.

Was so confused when the dude just started talking about passwords. For a good 15 seconds I was like hmm, I guess not having to worry about passwords while on vacation would reduce some stress. Wait WTF does this have to do with how cruises work???

This car is so damn cool.

5'9"? What is this, a Corvette for ANTS?

If Jalopnik was to do something like this then i would willingly give up a week or two in order to work the Daytona 24hrs.

True believers. Wishing them the best for their efforts.

IDK enough about supercharging to know if that’s true or not but it sounds perfectly cromulent to me.

headline is wrong... clearly thats a snoyota

That only works if hot grid guys were interesting to female drivers and spectators.

This is the first and only subrogation joke ever.

Weren't they all Beetles?