I can’t stop thinking about all the steaks and chippos that won’t get eaten and am now filled with rage over that instead of his ultra-lenient sentence.

God, I hope she siiiiiings

“Damn, it reeks of ova in here.”

I love Landry Clarke Jesse Plemons. Happy for these two, honestly.

I’m fucking hootin’ and hollerin’

Christ, I hope she never has to so much as be in the same room as him ever again.

This was worth the wait, though

I can’t say I haven’t been there before (only the weekend-long version) and I always overcompensate by going to the gym and sweating out all my liquor and thoroughly disgusting anyone within ten feet of my person.

For real, just looking at him I can tell he smells like cigarette fingers and a dried out, well-used old leather wine cask.

She is so strikingly beautiful it’s hard to look at these photos of her. It’s like I need to cast my pleb gaze to the floor.

Could it be the fantasy that she would never put up with his Pussy Posse bullshit antics? I think that’s it, for me. I fantasize about her telling him to take a fuckin’ walk.

I think this is such a cool idea, honestly. Craft time is the best time!

Oh I have finally gotten the flow under control in my 30s but I bet my vagina would be Old Faithful geyeserin’ out blood if I so much as considered “white pants.”

this man has that same thing about him that pugs have where their eyes seem like they’re slowing moving towards the ear area but pugs are way fuckin’ cuter

My folks let me move back in and stay there for free while I attended and paid for a second round of post-secondary education. Without them, I might still be working full-time at the call centre with my (sincerely beloved) arts degree. I stayed for 3 years in my mid-to-late 20s and, honestly— without their help, I…

I’m about to buy an LL Bean tote and have the following question: should I get the short (handheld) straps or the over-the-shoulder straps? I mean, the short straps look neat and nice on the bags on their website and the long ones look unwieldy and strange... But! I figure the long ones would better fit over my…

Apple flavored Sliquid is my personal favourite; glad it meets doctor standards!

In real life I laughed because I imagined someone storming in (internet commenting-style) and accusing you of kink-shaming

Honestly, fuck everyone that tries to get people (especially children and the elderly) to hurry up. We live in a fast-paced, anxious enough world already.

Fidel was a butcher.