This is accompanied by the bonus of seeing people in cars behind you become screaming-mad by how slowly you’re moving. It’s a win-win for everyone involved. Honestly though, bless you for being such a great driver.

I’m an idiot canuck so what do I know, but are there any laws banning a gun stores located near schools from selling guns or ammunition? Because I think that’s a bigger threat to the kiddos, no?

Haha, thank you! I was just so inspired by this story

Someone just RT’d a bunch of these into my twitter feed. It’s real.

I feel so bad for you guys (the “good Americans”).

Gosh I hope you guys get Bernie.

I use the Lush one called No Drought that smells like key lime pie— it’s essentially just corn starch, talc, and fragrance. I like that I can put it on my hands and rub it into my scalp.

Honest thoughts on that dress:
“What a ghastly frickin’ monstrosity. So, in keeping with Perry’s typical wardrobe.”

Is that fucking SEERSUCKER?! It’s already blurry-looking in a still photo, imagine how it’ll look on live tv.

I’ve heard that even the rowers practicing have to be incredibly careful not to allow the water to splash up onto them or get in their mouths. If they’re worried, I can’t imagine how people are going to swim in it without full body wetsuits (which will impede their overall speed in the water so they probably won’t…

They’re ghastly and they’re going to look good and sharp on approximately 0.001% of the athletes.

Oh my god they admitted that they had NOT accounted for the force of waves acting on that thing and a bridge collapsing due to shit engineering is already my #1 fear.

I’m Canadian but I think nationalism is silly, so I’m biased. Gotta say though, the ticket pocket should not ever be allowed on a jacket ever again, plus the jackets appear to have a sweatshirt-cuff? And there’s a weird vertical pocket probably meant to hold a phone but it just throws off the whole damn thing. I…

She told them it was probably meningitis, so they fucking googled it and treated him using the search results as a guide.

He was stiff as a board. He couldn’t even sit in a car seat comfortably, they had to drive around with him laying on a mattress in the back of their SUV. The father is saying they’re being attacked/convicted now for being anti-vaccine and the owners of a supplement company. Buddy, you let you kid die an excruciatingly…

He’s granted the most wishes since Make A Wish started, for real

Same, honestly. The school bell should be his theme/ring entrance song.

One of these murders happened here (like, it all played out in towns around me) in 2013... They’re at trial now, and it’s sounding like the murder just really wanted to kill a person:

In fairness her mom dressed her until she was like 28 years old

This was so beautifully-written— I starting crying when you talked about Miss Elizabeth and am still crying now! It’s ok, though. Catharsis. Grief. Chyna deserves to be grieved, at the very least.