Cops who shoot civilians always say the civilian was attacking them. Even when they’re later proved to have shot the civilian in the back. So we probably shouldn’t just take these cops at face value.

I am, in part because my coworkers don't try to cheapen or demean me by misgendering me.

I'm a trans person, and although I don't weild much political clout I can certainly control a conversation enough that someone had better show me the basic decency of using the correct name and pronouns, if they want to continue to talk to me.

When the only tool you have is a gun, every problem looks like a target.

fuck off. this could have been prevented in a 1001 different ways.

I am literally devastated to learn there was an under-attended Angelyne Halloween party this past year in LA — where I LIVE — the very night I dressed up as her. I even had a little pink convertible I carried around all night.

Ted Cruz’s Sex Life”

NARM!

#notallundertakers

I was obsessed with Breaking Pointe and then it never came back. People who can live their lives with that level of discipline fascinate me . . . as I sit on my couch eating kettle corn.

Except that you call him selfish implicitly by moaning on about his family as if he purposefully took his life to leave them behind. You know, what “selfish” is, right? You even state he “has deprived [his kids] of a father”, which is a statement of premeditation, also inferring selfishness. It’s not that fucking hard…

Do you remember the story of Macho B? I’m so worried this jaguar will have something awful happen to him.

MY FAINTING COUCH, JEEVES, I NEED IT NOW.

Susan Sarandon is a queen and Piers Morgan needs to grovel at her feet like the peasant he is. That tbt tweet, my God, she's amazing.

Exactly what I thought. Knowing a jaguar is potentially two hours away is so cool

I kinda do. Even solitary creatures meet to breed. ...Imagine the cubs.

That the trial was shoddy matters the most. Sorry to sound cliché but when it comes to the law, we cannot allow the ends to justify the means. I am also sorry for Hae’s family but even if Adnan is guilty, he deserves a trial fairer than the one he got, especially since our understanding of technology has changed in…

Those are some ugly ass babies. I love how Esme’s all like, “Fuck the fuck off, Scarlett,” and Evangline is basically a moustache-less William Howard Taft, with that featureless face and beady little eyes.

I’m 29 but I feel about 68 and 4/7ths. Curmudgeonly, sore and tired.