It's an up-do.

He's an orthopedist. Even Betty seemed to know her way around a turkey baster, and I called it last week when I said they could easily do an insemination at home, or just have Austin do the deed the natural way. Involving Bill made no sense, other than to have that scene where Betty called him out on sleeping with…

No show is sadder than "Louie".

Er, of course they could do it the natural way- Helen being a lesbian has nothing to do with her ability to have sex with Austin for procreation. And Betty sure seemed to know a lot about artificial insemination last week, but who knows.

Yes but this was before IVF and the only fertility treatment available was artificial insemination, which it looked like Betty was fully prepared to do herself. I guess we'll see next week.

No he's still practicing, he's just the on-call doctor there. I guess because, tits.

I don't think he owns it, he's just the orthopedist on call.

Bill's got money from the book though, he can afford a better place if it comes down to that. I think the apartment is going to be Libby and Paul's sex pad.

So watching the previews for next week- Austin and Sarah Silverman are posing as an infertile married couple at the clinic? Why? Can't Austin of all people just do the deed the natural way or if Betty's not OK with that, borrow a syringe/turkey baster and a plastic cup from the clinic? The lesbian couple on "Queer as…

Ew.

Yes, I vote for immediately changing "jumped the shark" to "flashed a gorilla". Motion carried! As for the kids, Johnny seems almost psychotically disturbed to me (playing with fire is actually a sign of that in kids), far more than his situation warrants. OK so Bill is an asshole and a distant dad, but a lot of kids…

"Family Matters" actually had one of the funniest lines I've ever heard on a sitcom. The teenage daughter and Urkel accidentally walk in on each other naked as she's coming out of the shower and he's going in, and freak out about it. After a few days the brother says "Are you going to avoid each other until what you…

Hmm. No.

Oh wow, that's interesting. I obviously haven't read the book, but I just assumed the real "Dan" was available and fully prepared to marry Johnson in order for Masters to leave his wife. I know they're bringing on Judy Greer to play Dan's wife, so I wonder if that's how it'll play out on the show.

Evidently he didn't stay married, since the real Virginia Johnson almost married the perfume magnate, leading to Masters hastily divorcing his wife and marrying her.

I think she just meant that how they initially got together was like amoeba in a petri dish, not all the sex since then. But really, after all they've been through why bring it up now that their first date wasn't Bill showing up at her door with roses? Clearly he's deeply in love with her, even if he's not great at…

Compared to her own mother, she's Mother of the Year.

Well, Lizzy Caplan hasn't had a baby, so unless she deliberately gains weight, that's just how she looks. Some women do bounce back quickly after giving birth, especially if they were thin to begin with, but a middle-aged doctor in the midwest in the 1960's probably wouldn't be ripped and have a 6-pack.

Actually I get the feeling that they're setting things up for an affair between Libby and Paul, which makes more sense than having his wife become incapacitated for no reason. And since there wasn't obvious head trauma or a skull fracture, we can assume it was in fact an aneurysm.

Actually (and I posted this below), this is the way it went down in real life. Johnson was going to marry a perfume magnate, so Masters hastily divorced his wife and married her. So in trying to do a 180 from her mother's advice, Gini is going to end up doing just what she suggested.